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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?, ~1 k8 e0 w' D
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01正确示范+ V( r5 v4 r+ ]5 ^. V- e
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-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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No.2(没话找话型)5 i4 K& E: ]& k1 R4 O
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/ | ^8 n9 }$ q ~5 o" U“What kind of dog is that?”9 {0 ?+ u6 _$ A1 t+ c }9 i
“Hey, nice shoes.”( X' j) o# F8 i/ h# Q9 L/ z, m7 }
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?7 A% \- W) _9 j& O1 ~1 Y& s3 S-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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4 a! f8 J9 V0 e6 {8 u- m- ], z0 W-Don’t I know you from xx class?”$ G* |5 l$ i" G/ z1 o" w( y
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. W5 X2 T) f+ f& d-You have a great smile.
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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! L4 t1 @% ?0 l% f" m-Can I buy you a drink?
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) |* v: [. l" f j( e, k-Let me buy you a drink.% P5 `0 M- Z0 z9 [
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3 i3 t4 @; ?. y8 z Q+ E3 Y1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)+ P; P$ P$ \1 m. n" F j
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)! h( H6 d* z2 _1 ~2 N9 q- F0 @( Z9 c
8 {0 o# R1 P, V/ s! X+ L r, g; z7 X- CExample: That guy just checked you out.1 ]4 Z" A7 J; A# z. n
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas., E. z+ N& Q+ `6 o
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?% M0 T: [5 G! R) A+ Q
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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+ l1 Z* Z/ A8 @8 tTo describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls+ K8 y2 S1 T, c `% _8 E. }
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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% e$ `3 A! C: o% k+ B* o' x7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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) S7 |* \+ m6 S0 |To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.- H _7 a+ p% R$ I' }8 N
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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% i8 _6 N6 Q6 T9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.
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10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)6 W* H0 C% j0 D, f; L0 e( R
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If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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0 g/ S$ g% P D03“明星”示范
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Klaus(始祖家族)
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Jane(暮光之城)
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Walter(绝命毒师)
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看了这么多还不会?
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, {8 o% \0 p9 [! S9 K9 z: `看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~% R$ U: i3 `( B0 z
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔," N- w- i+ D- [
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用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)3 p0 O: ?: E& I) F/ i2 M
M2 P3 Y4 A3 K4 ]3 |5 o& B最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技8 I8 U+ A: ~3 S' B. c
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勇敢去吧!
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如果碰壁了...: S5 T: _, K( }' y; j! ]
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送你挽尊语~
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